paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

(Source: whatsyournewurl)

MAKENAI: eternal-sailormoon: sailormoonfavorites: Please, don’t reblog anything...

eternal-sailormoon:

sailormoonfavorites:

Please, don’t reblog anything from that tumblr page! The person behind this reposting the completely Sailor Moon gifsets, which were originally made by minakoainos/mooneternalpower.

Help to stop reposting, please! Thank you in advance!

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harrysthefather:

cokeflow:

I wish people thought I was funny instead of attractive

i wish i had your problems

person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.